TWILIGHT CAPTIONS

1st Twilight Breaking Dawn Clip, with Captions

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We've seen a teaser, a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/snorkels-the-vampire-fetus-is-too-strong-twilight-gets-a-trailer-trailer" target="_blank">teaser for the trailer</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-twilight-breaking-dawn-trailer-with-captions" target="_blank">a trailer</a>, and now this, the first clip from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part one of Stephenie Meyers' world famous<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be" target="_blank"> Snorkels the Vampire Fetus saga</a>.

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The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, with Captions

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The trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part One, the first half of the last chapter in Stephenie Meyer's story of abs and abstinence, landed online late last night.

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SNORKELS THE VAMPIRE FETUS IS TOO STRONG! Twilight Gets a Trailer Trailer.

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The full trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One is scheduled to hit tomorrow afternoon, and since this is a franchise that inspires people to make <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">felt fetuses</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/its-finally-happened-a-sparkling-sex-toy-for-twilight-fans" target="_blank">ice-cold dildos</a>, of course the trailer has its own trailer.


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