Steven Seagal Has Become Putin’s Dennis Rodman

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The guy who gropes his assistants and killed a puppy with a tank calls Russia's invasion of the Crimea "very reasonable."


Putin's Top Aide Wants You To Know That Tupac Is The Only Thing That Interests Him About The U.S.


Vladimir Putin's top aide Vladislav Surkov laughs at US sanctions, loves Tupac, Ginsberg, and Pollock.


Jon Stewart Spanks Fox News For Essentially Cheering For Putin And Russia To Embarrass Obama And America

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If you've watched Fox News lately, you know that Putin has balls of steel while Obama is a bowl of fat-free pudding, basically. Jon Stewart has had enough.


Madonna Stole An Artist’s Work, So He’s Out For Revenge

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Madonna could have raised thousands for Stonewall and Human Rights Watch. Instead, she stole Jim'll Paint It's work without accreditation.


‘Mo Sochi Mo Problems’ Is The Perfect Anthem For Russia’s Dysfunctional Winter Olympics


DJ Steve Porter has put together the anthem the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics deserves.


Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.


Your Comprehensive Guide To Everything That’s Going Impossibly Wrong At The Sochi Winter Olympics

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Nothing is going right in Sochi for the Winter Olympics. Sochi is basically Russia's Detroit right now.


This Dog Totally Looks Like Vladimir Putin

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Do you like dogs? Do you like Vladimir Putin? Do you like dogs that look like Vladimir Putin? Well do we have the post for you! It's your lucky day!


Colbert Opened Up A Cooler Full Of Rage On Vladimir Putin Last Night

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Passive aggressive actions from the world's foremost "shirt allergy survivor" did not go unnoticed by true patriot Stephen Colbert.


Step Aside, Adele. This Russian Army Choir OWNS ‘Skyfall’.

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Adele, we love you, but you've just been served by a Russian military choir singing "Skyfall."

#game of thrones

Why Does Emilia Clarke’s Face Appear On Anti-Rape Posters In Russia?

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Emilia Clarke is not a fictional person who appears on anti-rape posters. She is real.

#Star Trek

George Takei Would Like For The 2014 Winter Olympics To Be Moved To Vancouver

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Star Trek actor George Takei, who is openly gay, is supporting a petition to move the 2014 Winter Olympics out of Russia to protest its anti-LGBT laws.


So Vladimir Putin Kind of Stole Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring

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Russian president Vladimir Putin gives zero--nul--f*cks.


“Steven Seagal could become the face of the Russian arms industry”

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Steven Seagal famously has a unique physiological reaction to arousal, collects ornate saddles, drives tanks, sings reggae, trains psychotic vigilantes, collaborates with the CIA (allegedly), and works tirelessly to promote immortality, so perhaps it's no wonder than he can keep [...].


This Little Dude Is Ready For The 2014 Winter Olympics


Today I learned that the 2014 Winter Olympics and Paralympics will take place in Russia, and I may have already known that but this is 2013 so I either packed it away in the POD storage unit in my brain or I deleted it so I could make room for <a href="http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Taco-Bell-Lava-Sauce-Recipe.html">the unofficial Taco Bell Volcano Sauce recipe</a>, because that sh*t’s important.


Well Of Course Someone Photoshopped A Shirtless Putin Riding The Russian Meteor


Well you knew a Photoshop of a shirtless Putin riding the meteor was coming. It was only a matter of time.


Vladimir Putin Books Boyz II Men For Concert Because Russians Aren’t Having Enough Sex

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The Russian low population is too long, so Vladimir Putin booked Boyz II Men for a concert in Moscow to get the baby juice flowing.


Gerard Depardieu Greeted as Local Hero in Russia, Offered Free Apartment

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You may remember, Gerard Depardieu has been <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/more-like-gerard-depardoesnt-pay-his-taxes" target="_blank">publicly feuding</a> with the French government over their recently-introduced 75 percent tax on millionaires.

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