VLADIMIR PUTIN

Madonna Stole An Artist’s Work, So He’s Out For Revenge

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Madonna could have raised thousands for Stonewall and Human Rights Watch. Instead, she stole Jim'll Paint It's work without accreditation.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

‘Mo Sochi Mo Problems’ Is The Perfect Anthem For Russia’s Dysfunctional Winter Olympics

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DJ Steve Porter has put together the anthem the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics deserves.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Your Comprehensive Guide To Everything That’s Going Impossibly Wrong At The Sochi Winter Olympics

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Nothing is going right in Sochi for the Winter Olympics. Sochi is basically Russia's Detroit right now.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

This Dog Totally Looks Like Vladimir Putin

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Do you like dogs? Do you like Vladimir Putin? Do you like dogs that look like Vladimir Putin? Well do we have the post for you! It's your lucky day!

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Colbert Opened Up A Cooler Full Of Rage On Vladimir Putin Last Night

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Passive aggressive actions from the world's foremost "shirt allergy survivor" did not go unnoticed by true patriot Stephen Colbert.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Step Aside, Adele. This Russian Army Choir OWNS ‘Skyfall’.

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Adele, we love you, but you've just been served by a Russian military choir singing "Skyfall."

#game of thrones

Why Does Emilia Clarke’s Face Appear On Anti-Rape Posters In Russia?

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Emilia Clarke is not a fictional person who appears on anti-rape posters. She is real.

#Star Trek

George Takei Would Like For The 2014 Winter Olympics To Be Moved To Vancouver

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Star Trek actor George Takei, who is openly gay, is supporting a petition to move the 2014 Winter Olympics out of Russia to protest its anti-LGBT laws.

#NFL

So Vladimir Putin Kind of Stole Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring

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Russian president Vladimir Putin gives zero--nul--f*cks.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

“Steven Seagal could become the face of the Russian arms industry”

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Steven Seagal famously has a unique physiological reaction to arousal, collects ornate saddles, drives tanks, sings reggae, trains psychotic vigilantes, collaborates with the CIA (allegedly), and works tirelessly to promote immortality, so perhaps it's no wonder than he can keep [...].

WINTER OLYMPICS

This Little Dude Is Ready For The 2014 Winter Olympics

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Today I learned that the 2014 Winter Olympics and Paralympics will take place in Russia, and I may have already known that but this is 2013 so I either packed it away in the POD storage unit in my brain or I deleted it so I could make room for <a href="http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Taco-Bell-Lava-Sauce-Recipe.html">the unofficial Taco Bell Volcano Sauce recipe</a>, because that sh*t’s important.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Well Of Course Someone Photoshopped A Shirtless Putin Riding The Russian Meteor

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Well you knew a Photoshop of a shirtless Putin riding the meteor was coming. It was only a matter of time.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Vladimir Putin Books Boyz II Men For Concert Because Russians Aren’t Having Enough Sex

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The Russian low population is too long, so Vladimir Putin booked Boyz II Men for a concert in Moscow to get the baby juice flowing.

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Gerard Depardieu Greeted as Local Hero in Russia, Offered Free Apartment

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You may remember, Gerard Depardieu has been <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/more-like-gerard-depardoesnt-pay-his-taxes" target="_blank">publicly feuding</a> with the French government over their recently-introduced 75 percent tax on millionaires.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

The ‘Free Pussy Riot’ Movement Appears To Be Actually Working

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Well this is an unexpected but pleasant bit of news: noted group sex-loving hard ass Vladimir Putin has apparently given his puppet, Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, the go-ahead to signal that Pussy Riot may soon be freed from prison after recently being sentenced for two years behind bars for "hooliganism," aka making fun of Putin in song in front of a church.

#Animals

Vladimir Putin Leads Crane Migration in Hang Glider

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Russian President Vladimir Putin takes his love of wildlife to new heights: Leading a flock of cranes on their first migration -- in a hang glider -- in a stunt designed to highlight his credentials as a conservationist.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Pussy Riot Found Guilty Of 'Hooliganism' By Russian Kangaroo Court

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A while back we told you about Pussy Riot, the feminist punk-rock collective based in Russia who managed to piss off that country's notoriously dickish President, Vladimir Putin, by daring to make an anti-Putin song. This morning they were convicted of "hooliganism" in a joke of a court proceeding and now face 3 years in prison, according to various news reports.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Here’s What You Need To Know About The Pussy Riot Kerfuffle

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A Russian punk band faces up to seven years in prison, all because they played an anti-government and -religion song.


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