The City of Austin invited its residents to rename its solid waste department. They apparently like to make up words much the same way as the FilmDrunkards. |via TheDailyWhat|
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Baby sloths vs. Classic Literature. SLOTHS! |Uproxx|
Charlie Sheen says rumors of his coke addiction have been greatly exaggerated. |WarmingGlow|
Kid attends school using his surrogate robot. |GammaSquad|
‘A Buttwork Fart,’ and other winners of the Paul Blart Presents sci-fi contest. |Frotcast|
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Finnish terrorists kidnap a statue of Ronald McDonald. |TheDailyWhat|
The 9 Best Quarterback Matchups in Super Bowl History. |BroBible|
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5 secrets from the set of Arthur. |NextMovie|
Every Single Way Bill Murray Dies in Groundhog Day. |Clutch|
Kenneth Cole and Twitter, a history of insensitive tweets. |HolyTaco|
Steven King has some ideas for The Stand. |ScreenJunkies|
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