User-submitted video: Vin Diesel vs. Space, in 7A5T 8 TH3 7U610U5: WARP SPEED

Frotcast listener Jeremy, who must be a top executive at Universal, sent us a trailer for the next F(AST)(URIOUS) installment: Fast Seven: 7a5t 8 Th3 7u610u5. You’re a golden god, Jeremy. To be honest, I could’ve done with even more space explosions. Wait, was that two dudes kissing?

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