A Drunk Lady Puked On Ryan Reynolds During A Recent Flight To New Orleans

Ryan Reynolds is currently in New Orleans filming Selfless with Sir Ben Kingsley, and that will be the first film that he’ll release in the wake of the colossal donkey turd bomb that was RIPD. So it can’t really be viewed as good luck that as Reynolds and his wife, Blake Lively, were flying to the Big Easy last weekend, a woman sitting in front of Reynolds on the Delta flight vomited on his cashmere sweater.

According to Radar, the woman had tossed back a few too many red wines, when she nonchalantly leaned to the window and tried to let a little puke fly. Back in college, I called that the “See no evil, smell all of the evil” puke. But what sucked for Reynolds turned out to be a treat for a plane full of fiery female loins, because daddy had to take his sweater and shirt off and show off the rippling goods.

Reynolds was seated in seat 2D at the window, and according to the eyewitness, “About two-thirds of the way into the flight, a young lady in front of him in 1D vomited toward her window, which then spewed back all over Ryan’s beige cashmere sweater. She had clearly had too much to drink, causing her to be sick.”

“The vomit looked like it was largely made up of red wine, and it made a huge stain on Ryan’s sweater,” says the source. “So he took it off!”

“The flight attendants were doing the best they could with giving him napkins,” the source says. But according to another eyewitness, they were seen giggling amongst themselves after the incident had taken place. (Via Radar)

Or maybe she had spaghetti to eat and she puked because the in-flight movie was Green Lantern.

I kid, I kid. But seriously, that movie is a steaming pile of raccoon diarrhea.