Yes, this is a real book

I like to think that when people bring up Twilight to this author, she’s like “Twi-what? I’m sorry, I’ve never heard of this work.” From the Amazon description: When Tobias Richard Vandevelde wakes up in a hospital with no memory of the night before, his horrified mother tells him that he was found unconscious. At Featherdale Wildlife Park. In a dingo pen. [Amazon – thanks, Fek]

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Nightmare Fuel. [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

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“Scientifically accurate Spider-Man,” from ADHD. |YouTube|

KSK Mock Draft: New Combine Events |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Please nobody tell these girls how their clothes are supposed to work |theChive|

17 Overly Optimistic Book Titles |Mental Floss|

Shut Up And Watch Wonder Woman Fight Nazis |The Superficial|

10 Things Hal on Malcolm in the Middle Did That Walter White Never Would |Vulture|

The Ultimate Goat Mega Mix |Holy Taco|

The Best Gangster Movies Like Snatch You’ve Never Seen |Screen Junkies|

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Conan O’Brien Takes The U.S. Citizenship Test |Clip Nation|

The 9 Greatest Sexless Sex Scenes |NextMovie|

Watch 20 Minutes Of Deleted Scenes From ‘The Master’ ||

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Natalie Portman For Miss Dior |High Definite|

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