Adam Sandler’s new trailer and headlines

Here’s the trailer for Jack and Jill, starring Adam Sandler… PLAYING BOTH SIBLINGS! WHAT GOD DID I PLEASE?!?  Hoo boy, this looks about as good as Katie Holmes’ acting.

Judd Apatow casts Bridesmaid‘s Melissa McCarthy, Super 8‘s Ryan Lee in Knocked Up spinoff. Apatow’s next focuses on Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann’s characters from Knocked Up, which is great, because if you don’t like Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann you can just go suck a f*ck. I just hope Ryan Lee grows into his teeth by then. I say this because I know I was once that awkward. Take it from me, kid, it… doesn’t get better. I recommend alcohol. |HollywoodReporter|

Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg teaming up for buddy comedy.  “Good Time Gang follows two party-happy mercenaries who decide to take on a more serious case involving a terrorist, only to find their mission complicated when they discover one of them is related to the target. The film has been described by two people familiar with it as a new spin on Lethal Weapon.” Coming off working with Channing Tatum on 21 Jump Street, Jonah Hill should be right at home with Wahlberg. C-Tates’ entire persona is based on the Marky Mark Workout Video. POW!  |LATimes|

Di Bonaventura optioning reconstituted farts again. The brains behind the

Casey Anthony’s porn offer rescinded. In what I’m sure was not at all a publicity stunt, Vivid offered acquitted child killer Casey Anthony a porn contract, only to rescind the offer a day later. Steve Hirsch told TMZ: “It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.” That’s true, I care deeply about the personal lives of those I watch get jizzed on. “What are your SAT scores? Do you have any letters of recommendation?” I often ask my laptop while setting lotion on it. |Superficial|

After the jump: the trailer for Gus Van Sant’s Restless, starring Mia Wasikowska and Henry Hopper, a love story about scarves and cancer.

Here’s the trailer for what was once called5nal Destination“. Gosh, don’t you just wish this franchise would just DIE ALREADY?! Get it? Die already? Whackety schmackety (*lawn mower blade through the skull*).