[via IDLYITW. It’s a real story, and probably less comical than you’d expect]
MORNING LINKS
Meryl Streep doesn’t watch “comic-strip movies” (bonus: awesome photoshop) |Film Drunk|
The 8 TV Actresses Stephen Colbert Managed to Top in the Maxim Hot 100 |Warming Glow|
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30 Actors Playing With Themselves (Action Figures Of Themselves, We Mean) |Gamma Squad|
Stephen A. Smith Just Realized What’s So Hilarious About Stephen A. Smith |With Leather|
8-Bit Renditions Of Radiohead’s Two Best Albums Are Not A Let Down |UPROXX|
Kobe Bryant, The Lakers And The $58M Question: What’s Next? |Smoking Section|
Lindsay Lohans’s Crazy Search For Dick Is Dicking Over The Production of ‘Liz & Dick’ |TheSuperficial|
Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? |Videogum|
12 Amazing Notes Confiscated By A Middle School Teacher Over The Years |Buzzfeed|
Ba’Noodle! |TheDailyWhat|
Adult Swim Interview with Hannibal Buress |Adult Swim|
Hey Sean Penn, Stop Being Like That! |ScreenJunkies|
Speakeasy, Episode 2: Weird Al |MadeMan|
Kelly Brook Was Offered $1M To Bang Some Rich Dude |IDLYITW|
Yes, somebody decided to fact check “Battleship” |Fark|
The 5 Most Promising New Shows on the 2012-2013 Network Television Schedule |Pajiba|
Why Do Paper Cuts Hurt So Much? |Mentalfloss|
If Tony Stark Was a Genetic Engineer Instead |Unreality|
This Dropped Cigarette Has Found a Glitch In the Matrix |Brobible|
Samuel L. Jackson + Darth Vader = Win |NextRound|