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The City of Austin invited its residents to rename its solid waste department.  They apparently like to make up words much the same way as the FilmDrunkards. |via TheDailyWhat|

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Baby sloths vs. Classic Literature. SLOTHS! |Uproxx|

Charlie Sheen says rumors of his coke addiction have been greatly exaggerated. |WarmingGlow|

Kid attends school using his surrogate robot. |GammaSquad|

‘A Buttwork Fart,’ and other winners of the Paul Blart Presents sci-fi contest. |Frotcast|

Super Bowl commercials leak early. |WithLeather|

Latest teacher sex scandal is much less sexy. |BostonBarstoolSports|

Finnish terrorists kidnap a statue of Ronald McDonald. |TheDailyWhat|

The 9 Best Quarterback Matchups in Super Bowl History. |BroBible|

Kayden Kross wants to box. |GorillaMask|

5 secrets from the set of Arthur. |NextMovie|

Every Single Way Bill Murray Dies in Groundhog Day. |Clutch|

Kenneth Cole and Twitter, a history of insensitive tweets. |HolyTaco|

Steven King has some ideas for The Stand. |ScreenJunkies|

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