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Alison Brie And Danny Pudi Perform ‘Everybody Dance Now’ To Close Out ‘Community’ Season 3 Filming |UPROXX|

5 Things Tim Schafer Needs to do To Make His Fan-Funded Adventure Game Truly Great|Gamma Squad|

Frotcast 87: Porn’s Seymore Butts answers your questions, plus, Penn Jillette calls Lindy a c*nt. |Film Drunk|

Chris Brown Vs. Seagulls|Buzzfeed|

Most Slaughterful Metalocalypse|Adult Swim|

TMZ asks the question of our time. Emma Stone or Rooney Mara who would you rather?|FARK|

Hipster Cat Is the Only Dubstep DJ You’ll Ever Need|The FW|

Chris Brown sings about banging her on her new song. |TheSuperficial|

Catsterpiece Classic presents: Downton Tabby. |TheDailyWhat|

7 Movies that would make horrible musicals. |HolyTaco|

10 amazing letters from presidents. |MentalFloss|

Old guy challenge! Who has the talent? |Videogum|

Avengers Artistically Assemble|Unreality|

7 Surprisingly insensitive political ads. |ScreenJunkies|

Wall Street playaz are America’s hottest new financial rap group. |DAPS|

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