Morning Links, with Doing It Wrong Cat

 

NO, CAT! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! THAT IS NOT HOW WE SIT ON CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE QUIT SCHOOL! |FckYeahDementia|

MORNING LINKS
FROTCASTARDS: LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL. I got us a Google Voice number. I’m hoping this gets weird in a hurry. (415) 275-0030

Swag, Hashtags, Darius Rucker, And Tight B*tthole: A ‘Workaholics’ Interview. |

This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My! |Film Drunk|

The 1992 Dream Team In Action (Figures) |Smoking Section|

First Look At Scarlett Johansson As An Alien |Gamma Squad|

‘Walking Dead’ Renewed for Third Season |Warming Glow|

The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade |With Leather|

The meanings behind six weird album titles. I’m still waiting for a good explanation of “American Pie” |FARK|

Tara Reid’s wedding was fake. I blame all her problems on Carson Daly, chick ruiner. |TheSuperficial|

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The 18 Worst Wide-Release Opening Weekends of 2011 |Moviefone|

Tiffani has an i at the end of her name, big boobs. |GorillaMask|

A twisted take on Donkey Kong. |G4|

The president’s secret New York train station. |MentalFloss|

Cora Skinner’s Salute to Halloween |Brobible|

87 Year-Old Man Arrested with 228 Pounds of Cocaine |The Daily What|

Seven actresses who waited too long for Playboy. |ScreenJunkies|

Censored Zelda Will Make You Laugh Against Your Will |Unreality|

What the Playboy photographer should expect from Lindsay Lohan during her Playboy photoshoot. |HolyTaco|

The Gentlemen’s Rant: Hipsters |NextRound|

By far my absolute favorite part of this waffle house brawl (that’s a gorgeous three-word phrase — possible Seagal title?) is the striped hoodie guy at the 1:49 mark, who doesn’t give a sh*t about the huge fight going on around him:

[via Buzzfeed]

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