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Morning Links

Enjoy This Lovely Collection Of Jennifer Lawrence Photos From Her Modeling Days |UPROXX|

Danny Pudi Got A ‘Community’ Fan Laid By Autographing A Starbucks Cup |

James Franco Dicknosed His Own Birthday Cake |Film Drunk|

Philadelphia Is Hosting A Masturbate-A-Thon For National Masturbation Month |With Leather|

Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing |Gamma Squad|

Waka Flocka Thinks Gucci’s Hate Comes from “Jealousy” and “Envy” |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL: Draft Weekend 2013 |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

5 Beloved Superheroes Who Are Actually Really Stupid |Cracked|

Beyonce’s Alleged Tour Rider Is a Little Crazy, But Hasn’t She Earned Her Titanium Straws and Magic Toilet Paper? |Grantland|

Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown Again |The Superficial|

Six Ways To Use That Old Phone Book |HuffPost Comedy|

12 Animals That Know How We All Feel By the End of a Weekday |College Humor|

Inner child vs. outer adult: Our conflicted guide to the summer movie season |AV Club|

Photographer places pet heads on owners bodies |The Chive|

The 12 Most Anticipated Anti-Blockbuster Movies of the Summer Blockbuster Season |Pajiba|

Zach Galifianakis’ SNL Promos |Clip Nation|

Five Lesser-Known End of the World Movies More People Need To See |Unreality|

The Rapping Real Estate Agent Is Truly a Sight to See |Brobible|

Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown AGAIN |The Superficial|

Britain’s Sexiest Man |Video Gum|