SUPERCUT: 80 Years of Space Helmets

I don’t want to spend all day posting other peoples’ supercuts, but this one is unarguably cool. The first rule of supercuts is, the more specific the topic, the better the cut, as illustrated here by Keith Melton’s focus on Hollywood depictions of space helmets. It sounds obscure, and then you realize how much material there is, here going all the way back to Fritz Lang’s Woman in the Moon from 1929 (which, knowing Germans, was probably some obscure metaphor for scat porn). Though in predictable fashion, the supercut leaves out the most famous of all movie depictions of space helmets – Neil Armstrong’s from the faked moon landing shot by the Learned Elders of Zion. If you don’t think those space Jews control the economy from their lair inside a hollow Earth, you’re lying to yourself. Me, I cover my body in poop so they can’t track me. Space Jews’ vision is based on smell.

Look, all I’m saying is, you call a movie “Space Cowboys,” the space helmets should look like big cowboy hats.

Movies used:

Countdown (1969)
2001 (1969)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Moon (2009)
Justice League New Frontier (2008)
Woman in the Moon (1929)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
2001 (1969)
Armageddon (1998)
Deep Impact (1998)
Alien (1979)
Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Barbarella (1968)
Star Trek The Motion Picture (1979)
Event Horizon (1997)
Mission to Mars (2000)
Armageddon (1998)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun (1969)
The Astronaut Farmer (2006)
Space Chimps (2008)
The Noah’s Ark Principle (1984)
Macross Plus (1995)
Rocketman (1997)
Red Planet (2000)
Superman II (1980)
Sunshine (2007)
Space Battleship Yamato (2010)
Solaris (2002)
Up In The Air (2009)
2010 (1984)
Alien (1979)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Star Trek II (1982)
The Right Stuff (1983)
Capricorn One (1977)
Event Horizon (1997)
Deep Impact (1998)
Marooned (1969)
Apollo 13 (1995)
The Right Stuff (1983)
Marooned (1969)
Macross Do You Remember Love (1984)
Lost In Space (1998)
Solar Crisis (1990)
Mission To Mars (2000)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Flight To Mars (1951)
Moontrap (1989)
Hangar 18 (1980)
First Man Into Space (1959)
The Reluctant Astronaut (1967)
Outland (1981)
SpaceCamp (1986)
Fly Me To The Moon (2008)
Lifeforce (1985)
Dark Star (1974)
Outland (1981)
You Only Live Twice
Cargo (2009)
Soldier (1998)
2001 (1969)

[KeithMelton via LaughingSquid]