This week in posters begins this week with Michael F. Assbender in Assassin’s Creed, which looks pretty much like the artwork for the video game, which is probably smart, considering the art for the game was good enough that even a non-gamer like me remembers it. Anyway, it’s a fine poster, but I hope they paid Fassbender a lot for this, because Jesus Christ, man, you’re a two-time Oscar nominee. Now you’re doing Creed poses on top of a building wearing a leather dress? The world has plenty of Vin Diesels for this kind of thing. This is like using a Ferrari to tow a U-Haul trailer.