Planet Terror actress and former Robert Rodriguez girlfriend Rose McGowan recently shot this video where she dances around her apartment fully naked and I for one think it was incredibly beautiful and artistic and that more actresses should be brave enough to defy our Puritan values and celebrate their femininity this way.
From Nowness:
Rose McGowan moves intuitively around her LA home in this tender portrait by Marlene Marino, shot earlier this year when the photographer captured the American actress for the latest issue of lifestyle title Apartamento. The Brian De Palma and Quentin Tarantino favorite made her name in tongue-in-cheek slasher Scream and supernatural series Charmed, and established her cult status in director Gregg Araki’s 1995 comedy thriller The Doom Generation, which saw the pin-up entangled in a sordid ménage à trois. Yet shooting today’s short was a strict case of ‘Two’s company.’ Having met through director Ridley Scott’s Black Dog Films—set to release McGowan’s directorial debut Dawn—the actress and Marino bonded over a shared attitude towards beauty. “Marlene and I were just celebrating femininity,” she says of the visceral short that is soundtracked by Italian composer Ludovico Einaudi, who previously scored Shane Meadows’ This Is England. “I think people can rise higher than the consensus of what is considered sexy; our only objective was to do something natural. I didn’t act, I just flowed into it.”
Last time I moved intuitively around my apartment, I knocked over a vase with the wind from my hip thrusting and the neighbors complained about the open blinds. One of these days I’m going to move to Europe, where people understand art.
The NSFW video, “Wild Rose,” featuring naked Rose McGowan (*cashes check from Google*) below.
What’s your experience of pornography?
RM: I have never liked it and don’t find it sexually interesting: I don’t like their hair, makeup, or acting. How am I supposed to get excited by something that I think is cornball and not beautiful?
So what would you consider to be sexy?
RM: Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot like Terence Malick.
Ah yes, I can just imagine the money shot slowly hitting a stalk of gently-swaying wheat. It makes me cry mascara-drenched tears of joy into my sheer nightgown just thinking about it.
Enjoy this now before the inevitable shot-for-shot Seth Rogen remake.
[Nowness]
Careful traipsing about in an unkempt yard naked Rose, you might get a thistle in your snatch.
Best.grammar.ever.
Like poetry.
If a came upon this on YouPorn I’d exclaim, “Bunk ass smut!!” Then click elsewhere to find my nut.
“Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot to death with an amputated leg machine gun.”
It should be noted she’s 40 years old. Flaunt it while you still got it.
I wouldn’t cull it.
Never film yourself frolicking naked after burrito night. It would be too artsy fartsy.
Or in my case, more like artsy dribbly.
Don’t make me link to Master of Unemployment. DON’T YOU DO IT!
I’ve always found Rose McGowan extremely hot (even in the Marilyn Manson days) in that dirty used up sexy kind of way.
I second this notion.
Did she break up RR’s family and take him away from his wife and kids for ‘art’ or because she was a skank?
Two to tango and all.
I’ll watch her prance naked but I wouldn’t touch her with yours. I’m complex like that…
Scrub yourself clean with a rock, Gattaca style.
‘Gattaca style’ nice. Isn’t that when you get someone to pretend to be you so well they can have sex with your girlfriend and she doesn’t realize?
“Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot in the head like rabid dogs.”
Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot down in flames.”
I’m still in a particularly pissy mood, and fuck those two people and their lovely field.
Day before thanksgiving and the only other person in my office is the woman who sits right next to me. Oh well, I can’t get fired for looking at “art” at work right? ::puts on monocle, unzips pants::
Day before Thanksgiving? Does this mean you’re all deserting me for the rest of the week after today? Crazy Americans. It’s not even the right month.
FYI, I’ve got more stuff coming, but I’m having login/load issues. Should be back momentarily.
Good, I’m running out of ways to shoot those two assholes on the farm.
I watched the video and now my keyboard has load issues.
huhuhuhu, load issues.
“Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot out of a giant cannon like wee kewpie dolls into a neighbouring field of burning hope and dying dreams.”
Yes, please.
“Ha Ha, very funny, motherfucker.” – Eddie Murphy.
GO PUBES!
I always put Swiffer cloths on my bewbs when I dance around the house naked. Two birds, one stone.
I’m getting an uncomfortable Maude Lebowski vibe from her in this.
So, looking like it was done with shitty Instagram filters and parts being in vertical aspect ratio make it art?
::skips actually reading the article::
Who the fuck is Art?
In my opinion it needs more schnizz to be considered art.
Maybe it’s the holiday’s coming up but that house looks like it would smell like ham soup.
Soooo many pairs of yoga pants and scented candles in that apartment.
“Oh I don’t know, maybe two people in a lovely field on a farm, shot through the heart, and you’re to blame.”
+1 Bon Jovi
Rose McGowan naked is the sexiest headline from September 1999.
Rose is twirling, twirling, twirling towards art.
This would be much sexier if she had that one machine gun leg of hers in Planet Terror.
I’m reminded of MST3K’s take on “Manos” : “Every frame of this movie look’s like someone’s last known photo.”
The only time I’ve watched a video of a naked women and thought “How much longer is this gonna last?”
Truth.
“I don’t like porn, its so cornball and not beautiful. Me dancing around naked while being filmed by a grainy 70’s camera operated by someone who doesn’t know how to use it, that’s art. It’s nothing like porn at all.”
ART! *begins jackin it*
This is the ultimate example of a dumb person thinking they’re intelligent. Luckily, someone exploited it to get some nudity out of her.
All the advances in photographic technology we have at our disposal…and this hipster fuckstick decides to use the shittiest camera he could possibly find in the Dollar General THEN throw some shitty 1970s filters on it, THEN don’t even get her to go spread eagle? Art my ass, this is just annoying.
I never thought I’d say this, but it needs more Shia Labeouf dong to really tie the room together.
Hmmm she has a hard time keeping tempo. Therefore: 3/10 would not dance with.
Fuck. Conspyre already made the comment I was going to make (them using shitty Instagram-type filters).
It’s 2013. In the age of the Red Camera why the fuck would anyone bother with the faux nostalgia bullshit of trying to replicate shitty handheld 8mm cameras from the 60s and 70s? Photoshop filters are the worst fucking thing to happen to art in 20 years. I swear to Christ.
We live in a world where one camera (albeit an expensive as fuck camera) can create video that could project this footage in IMAX 3D that would look more real than real and instead we get this warmed-over horseshit? Fuck you.
Wow. I just watched that finally. That was the dumbest shit I ever saw. Rose and Marlene better have been the two people on the farm I shot in the face with a ray gun of fuck off.
At least her motivation is novel. Usually when I see a woman called Rose dancing around naked it’s for singles.
At least her motivation is novel. Usually when I see a woman named Rose dancing around naked it’s for singles.
The dancing scene in SIlence of the Lambs was more erotic.
Isn’t she a little old to be playing film school student
That is one pile drivin ass. I hope that wasn’t too artsy for everyone.
Her dancing around like Buffalo Bill had my penis all sorts of confused.
Man invents camera. His friend asks, “What’s that?”
He replies, “A device that makes beautiful women take their clothes off for you.”
My hero.
“Pretentious crap”… Orson Wells
Careful, Rose. I think that Marlene chick might have only wanted to get you nekkid.
I believe the proper, artistic term is “DatAsssss!”
And with this video she know holds the crown for the best post Charmed career
I like my Art with Less Dancing, more Dongs Going In. Also, more Mcguffin’s, less McGowan.