Sandra Bullock’s Run-In With Her Stalker Sounds Nothing Short Of Horrifying

People tend to joke about the act of stalking like it’s all in good fun, but Sandra Bullock’s encounter with a deranged man named Joshua Corbett is some next level terror. On June 8, police were called to the home of the star of ‘The Net’ and ‘Gravityafter Bullock claimed that she encountered a man dressed in dark clothes in the hallway outside her bedroom. Once the police arrived and apprehended Corbett, they learned that he was in possession of a machine gun and had at least seven more guns at home. He also wasn’t there to rob Bullock, as he simply wanted to speak with her.

And that’s where it all gets even more insane, according to the search warrant that was obtained by TMZ.

At 1 AM she hears a loud banging inside the house. Bullock goes to her bedroom door to close and lock it and she sees Corbett right there in the hallway wearing dark clothing.

Bullock slams the door shut, locks it and calls 911. She told cops she had showered before going to bed, so he may have been there the whole time.

When the cops arrived, Corbett began screaming, “Sandy, I’m sorry. Please don’t press charges.”

Corbett was carrying a notebook with cut-out magazine pics of Bullock and multiple, handwritten notes. One of the notes said, “I will forever be thinking of you and Louie, my son, as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you.” (Via TMZ)

Louie, or Louis, is Bullock’s adopted son, whose father would have been Jesse James if he hadn’t turned out to be such a colossal D-bag. Naturally, Corbett has no relation to Bullock or her son at all, but what’s a little thing like reality when you’re dealing with a mentally disturbed man who owns more guns than I do pairs of shoes? He also reportedly wrote in his notebook that Bullock is both “hot and intelligent,” so at least he probably agreed with her winning the Decade of Hotness honor at the Guy’s Choice awards on June 7.