You Will Watch The First ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer And You Will Like It

Stock up on D batteries and portable generators, ladies, because the very first trailer for the film adaptation of EL James’s Fifty Shades of Grey is here. After months and months of fans freaking out over casting choices and actors leaving because they just couldn’t hold Christian Grey’s studded leather jock, fans have something all new to either love or complain about, as we get to watch as Anastasia Steele and her dominating lover meet for the very first time.

Does Jamie Dornan pull off the look of a man who is only described in words that were originally written on a Twilight fan fiction message board? Does Dakota Johnson have what it takes to play the innocent Anastasia being welcomed into a world of pleasure that she has never before known? Better yet, does she deserve it? Strap on the galoshes, everyone, because the streets are about to flood.