Conan, Zac Efron, And Seth Rogen Play A Frat Boy Version Of ‘Mario Kart’ On ‘Clueless Gamer’

Frat houses are unkind to losers. Especially losers of 4-player split-screen co-op games. For nearly 25 years, Mario Kart has played an integral part in the in the frat house ecosystem. In fact, Mario Kart tournaments shouldn’t be pigeonhole’d as only a frat activity. The important and universally accepted finality of a fair Mario Kart race is no doubt a system in which a household can dictate and decide many rules through classic racing fun. Blue shells, however… Blue shells can tear a household apart.

Conan, Zac Efron and Seth Rogan know the power of Mario Kart. They also know that the stakes need to be raised when you’re with your bros playing some ‘Kart. And so, Conan and the stars of Neighbors 2 play Mario Kartloser gets a d*ck drawn on them.

Despite the segment being called Clueless Gamer, Conan starts off strong, and wins the first. Seth Rogan loses, and a d*ck is drawn on his arm. Conan then fades, and by the end of the segment, is covered in broadcast-appropriate penis shapes all over his face. Some of them are singing, some look angry.

All represent the ultimate shame of coming in last in Mario Kart.

(Via Team Coco)