Kim Kardashian just tried posting a flattering photo of herself on Instagram and was met with a wave of criticism for noticeably cropping out her daughter North. She defended the decision by tweeting, “Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!” Oh, Kim. Can you? Can we?
Based on those actual words, we will now offer up 10 other reasons Kim Kardashian would crop her kid out of a photograph.
1. “She wasn't wearing any name brands.”
2. “She doesn't subscribe to 'Paper' magazine.”
3. “Her agent and my agent are in a fight.”
4. “Her neck is too tall.”
5. “Her single flopped.”
6. “Her smile is dated.”
7. “She botched her hosting audition for 'X-Factor.'”
8. “My husband claims she's not being 'art' at this moment.”
9. “Ryan Seacrest says she's not shiny enough.”
10. “She has too much talent.”