“Hello, Ryan Lochte. How are you?”
“Well, that’s certainly good to hear.”
“So, Ryan, tell me a little about yourself.”
“Wow. Okay. That seems a little strange, but I guess-“
“Um. I actually don’t have any plans.”
“Well, what do you suggest?”
“Sure, Ryan Lochte. I’m up for sushi.”
“Anything else?”