Laugh all you want, but when the Apocalypse finally comes, I’m going over to Honey Boo Boo’s house. Thanks to June Shannon’s unbelievable dedication to extreme couponing, that household has enough toilet paper and non-perishable snacks to both last a lifetime and creep all the zombies out so much they hobble immediately off into the other direction. Right into the waiting flesh of the “Duck Dynasty” family.
