‘Sharknado 4’ trailer: Ian Ziering attacks shark with his crotch

There”s at least one truism when it comes to film franchises: at some point, some part of your sequel will have to take place in Las Vegas.

Don”t believe me? Well there”s Godfather II, Rush Hour 2, Vegas Vacation, Think Like a Man Too, Leprechaun 3 and the list goes on. The latest to follow this rule is Sharknado 4. And now we”re getting a look as to what happens when flying sharks attack Sin City.

SyFy has released its first trailer for the made-for-TV movie. It”s exactly what you”d expect, assuming you”d expect Ian Ziering doing a pelvic thrust to the nose of a shark. If you didn”t expect that, perhaps I”ve spoiled that surprise. Sorry about that.  

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens features Ziering, Tara Reid and a bevy of D-listers and people you”d completely forgotten about. But this won”t stop you from watching it when it airs July 31 at 8 p.m.  

You”ve been warned.

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