Greetings, fight fans. We’ve got a light week this time around with just a solo UFC show on Sunday, so we’re fusing the live discussion and the predictions together for a one stop fight shop. UFC Fight Night 88 kicks off at 6 p.m. ET on Fight Pass with the early prelims, so let’s figure out who’s fighting and more importantly, who’s going to win.
2016 Important Results:
Jessica: 86-72-3 (54 percent)
Burnsy: 73-60-2 (55 percent)
Ryan: 5-1 (83 percent)
Jason: 19-16-1 (54 percent)
Jackman: 7-5 (58 percent)
Enrique: 7-5 (58 percent)
Jamie: 16-13-1 (55 percent)
Justin: 13-4 (76 percent)
Marty: 20-12-1 (62 percent)
Jared: 13-11 (54 percent)
Parker: 3-4 (43 percent)
Team Davis: 42-30-2 (58 percent)
Note from Suzanne Davis: Due to my (Suzanne Davis) total lack of remembering to prod people to do picks this week, I’ve once again passed off this task to my son, E. He didn’t want to do it (he totally did, I’m not a horrible mother), but I took the opportunity to teach him the importance of building a good resume and a rapport with a reputable and honored online mixed martial arts community. I couldn’t find one, so I sold his picks to Uproxx for a minimal fee. ($0.00 USD, suckers.)
Last time, he did the picks for UFC 198. He went a pathetic 2-9-1. But, he picked the draw in the Sérgio Moraes vs. Luan Chagas fight and that pretty much wins the day, suckers.
Once again, he picked the fighters and the why-s. I did the how-s. Also, he’s four. If you make fun of him, I will stab you to almost death.
Heavyweight – Chris de la Rocha vs. Adam “The Prototype” Milstead
Jessica: Beef Boyz, ahoy! CdlR lost to Danny Oatmeal Lunch Truck last time out, which isn’t great, but hey, heavyweights hit hard. Milstead lost his very first ever fight, and then decided that was dumb and has rattled off seven wins in a row. Also, he’s the Prototype, but so is Jake Collier, who fights later. That’s too confusing, so I’ll take Milstead to win by first round KO thanks to his robo-fists.