Kat Dennings’s New Movie Features Today’s Hottest Musical Acts

A great way to know if you’re watching a movie about a girl who’s super deep is if she listens to headphones a lot and draws portraits in her notebook. In To Write Love On Her Arms (sweet Jesus…) Kat Dennings has all that, PLUS smeared mascara and a propensity to jump in hot tubs with all her clothes on. That’s, like, +1000 brood points. Which can be redeemed for a Pete Hammond pull quote.

Okay, let’s see the synopsis for this masterpiece:

Based on the true story that started a global movement

So far so good…

To Write Love on Her Arms presents a vision of hope, healing and redemption. Emmy® Award winner Kat Dennings (“2 Broke Girls”) stars as Renee, a Florida girl who struggles with addiction and abuse. In a creative blend of artistic fantasy and music conflicted with hard reality, Renee discovers the value of genuine friendships and embarks on a daunting yet courageous journey towards recovery. The film also stars Chad Michael Murray, Rupert Friend and Corbin Bleu.

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY??! You had me at “courageous journey towards recovery,” but now I’m definitely in. Oh, and don’t forget performances by these white hot musical acts:

HOLY SH*T, FLINT EASTWOOD AND BEARCAT?! (*record scratch*) This movie officially has everything.

In fact, I just got word from my special inside sources that the film is going to have even more cameos by today’s hottest musical artists.

CAT BLOGGING. SLY FIERI. CINNABON.

FRITO PIE. PAPER WEIGHT. SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

FLASH MOB. BEEFERINO. TANK TOP.

SNOTTY PIPPEN. TIM-MIKE. NEW WENDY.

CAPYBARA. BRADEN. JAKE CARDIGAN.

MEATWAVE. PLOW KING. ANAHEIM LEAF BLOWER.

HOUSE FRAU. PENCIL SKIRT. BLOWJOB STACEY.

BARKEEP. FLASH MOB. ALLAHU SNACKBAR.

ZOE 2 BAGS. CARNE ASADA. THE MOUSEFITS.

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