Beyoncé Just Released A Super Secret New Album

Might as well listen to Beyoncé’s super secret surprise new “visual album,” named BEYONCÉ obviously, now, so you can have an informed opinion on it when Becky in Marketing (and everyone) asks you, “OH. MY. GOD. DID. YOU. DOWNLOAD. IT?” tomorrow morning. It’s 14 tracks, with 18 videos, and features guest appearances from Jay-Z, Frank Ocean, Drake, and Blue Ivy. It’s available on iTunes here.

(Putting the album out at midnight is like trashy magazines at the grocery; it’s a brilliant impulse buy.)