It’s gonna be awhile before Jay Z is asked to perform at Duke or Amherst College after he totally slamchecked/dickthrusted/buttwhipped/elbowslashed/other fictional lacrosse term lax bros in DJ Khaled’s new song, “They Don’t Love You No More” (oh, the irony).
Here’s the track.
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The verse that’s pissing off the world’s supply of walking Hollister mannequins (and Drake):
Fuck a NCAA n*gga, let a young n*gga get paid, n*gga
N*ggas talking down on the crown
Watch them n*ggas you ’round got you wrong
Haters wanna ball, let me tighten up my draw string
Wrong sport, boy, you know you’re as soft as a lacrosse team
And the Peter Dante Brotherhood took to Twitter in droves to complain:
The line originally went, “Wrong sport, boy, you know you’re just playing handball,” but Jay didn’t want to upset the coveted masturbator demographic. They have more disposable income.
