The Oregon Militia’s #TarpMan Says The Feds Just Removed His Greatest Income Source

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01.17.16 14 Comments
Anti-Government Protestors Occupy National Wildlife Refuge In Oregon

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Yes, Ammon Bundy and his pals (with LaVoy Finicum on the left up there) are still hanging out in the Oregon wilderness where they (literally) rule the roost at a bird sanctuary. Can you imagine how trashed that place must be right about now? Two weeks of #YallQaeda and #VanillaISIS can’t be kind to any building’s structure. Especially when their wishlisted toilet paper gets pushed back in favor of bags of d*cks and lube care packages.

So far, the occupation led to one protester arrest when Kenneth Medenbach was caught joyriding in one of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge vehicles. Authorities managed to book him into jail on a felony charge (up to 5 years in prison), but the other dudes are enjoying the free use of federal property. They’re not happy about the crappy gifts people are sending, and Finicum — as the notorious #Tarpman of the bunch — was really upset about leaving his cows behind.

Indeed, Jon Ritzheimer (the man who hurled those dildos) famously left his family a goodbye video and wrote on Facebook that he gave up Christmas with his kids to stake a stand against tyranny and work hard by “selflessly sacrificing to take a stand.” #DaddySworeAnOath, but what is daddy doing besides playing war with his buddies in Oregon?

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