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Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room. And obviously that elephant is her, because she’s a fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door.
Obviously I’m being facetious, but people on these here Interwebs are still trying to give Upton a complex about her curves, and I’ll say it a million times over – if Kate Upton is fat, then Kirstie Alley is a f*cking planet.
Over the weekend, though, Upton’s latest endorsement deal didn’t necessarily help her cause, as Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s released their newest commercial for the Southwest Patty Melt, featuring Upton forever altering the way we will look at our girlfriends as they eat hamburgers. I hope the people responsible for all of Geico’s commercials watch this ad and then think long and hard about their next screaming pig commercial. Seriously, guys, cut it out already.
And if you’re an advertising snob, here’s the behind-the-scenes video that Carl’s Jr. released a few weeks ago as well.
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if Kate Upton is fat, then Kirstie Alley is a f*cking planet
Clearly, Upton isn’t fat. But does that mean Alley isn’t a fucking planet?
I could watch that commercial all day. Wish she left the stockings and heels on.
cue the “She’s at the drive-in by herself cause she’s fat” people.
coincidentally I also climb all over my car when eating burgers. her and i have so much in common (soulmates)
WOULD NOT DO.
Who makes the conscious decision to eat at Carl’s Jr? It shows poor decision making skills and could lead to her signing a prime equity loan on a house that we couldn’t afford when we decide to move in together. ugh.
I wonder if Brandon would let her carnivorous ways slide.
The internet is where I learned that I was into fat chicks, apparently.
Aaaand I need to change my pants.
I need to repaint the ceiling.
(*makes out with Kate Upton*) You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.
+infinity
Maybe ceding the entire fashion industry to gay men and post-menopausal women has slightly skewed the notion of “hot model” somewhat.
If someone has a problem with Kate Upton then that someone is a terrorist and a threat to freedom and should be killed.
We don’t have Carls jr in Canadia. But if we did, I’d buy that burger because I love their marketing.
*flips through rolodex of sex/burger jokes*
*…quarter pounder*
*…home of the whopper*
*…double-double animal style*
*… I’ll add the “mayo”….*
“…want me to super-size that?”
Kate, honey. God bless you, dear, for pushing you awesome tits together and whatnot but, babydoll, you can say no to stuff. The world is your oyster, you’re going to make boatloads and boatloads of cash in the next 20 years. I’m going to be fantasizing about coming on your tits for AT LEAST that long (sorry, wifey, that’s da troof). Keep it classy, babe. Smart career choices! With this commercial you’ve joined a club that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian belong to. Oof! Smarten up!
But also Padma Lakshmi, so I endorse this whole heartedly.
This Hardees commercial is so disgusting. You have lost our business. 3 Teenage boys eat a lot, they love your burgers, but because I am the driver, they will NEVER eat a gain at your place while you display such STUPID STUFF.
I don’t eat there, but I’ll buy enough to make up for her and give it to homeless people; do’t you worry a bit Hardees.
I try to avoid fast food, but I’ll buy and throw out sandwiches for that commercial
She disgusts me. What, with all those clothes she’s wearing.
I can’t wait to see her jenny Craig commercial!
Suddenly, I’m hungry!
My favorite part is that she’s biting into an entirely new sandwich every time. That’s the real marketing point I think they’re missing here, you never have to buy a new one!