RIP Andy Roddick, Heaven Needed Someone To Date Its Brooklyn Decker

This is Andy Roddick’s on-court interview after his final career match, and it’s moving, except for the part where he’s sad about anything ever. His speech should’ve been, “okay, tennis is over, BYEEEE” and him running off the court with his shorts around his ankles. (via OnTheGoTennis)

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