A transformer exploded outside of my house when I was eleven, and it was the scariest thing ever. I thought Jesus was coming back.
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The Internet Reacts To The Death Of Kim Jung Il – And speaking of power outages, watch as 99.9% of the world reacts to a dictator’s death with quotes and images from Team America: World Police, because that’s what they know him from. America, f**k yeah! [UPROXX]
The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011! – Hello Burnsy, I am the director of Mars Needs Moms and we need to have a serious talk. [Film Drunk]
7 Things About ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ That You Might Not Know – Where are you, Christmas? Why can’t I find you? Oh, wait, sorry, I was looking in November. [Warming Glow]
Jessica Burciaga May Or May Not Be Kobe’s Mistress, But She’s Definitely Hot – I wonder what Robert Awful’s mistress looks like? [Smoking Section]
Second Trailer For The Dark Knight Rises Has Officially Arrived – Anne Hathaway is still absolutely not a bad ass, but okay, this looks pretty great so far. And thank goodness poor Hines Ward didn’t die! [Gamma Squad]
Bill Murray Shredded The Ghostbusters 3 Script? – <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 [Gamma Squad]
25 People Who Thought Lil Kim Died – When Lil Kim does die, I want the cause of death to be “choked on a Sprite can”. [Buzzfeed]
Google’s ‘Let It Snow’ Feature is Easter Egg For the Holiday Season – A fun way to ruin ‘Let It Snow’ is to sing the lyrics “let us know, let us know, let us know”. It’s almost as good as replacing “pumpkin” with “f**kin” in ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’. [The FW]
Top 100 cult films. List fails without _______ – These lists are always terrible because people think “cult” means “a movie that didn’t make a ton of money at first, or did and I just didn’t see it”. Like, how is Lord Of The Rings a cult movie? But it’s always on these. [FARK]
The 15 Best Single Episodes of Television in 2011 – I don’t care when “The Suitcase” aired, it’s still my #1. [Pajiba]
