She will be mine. Oh, yes – she will be mine.
Welcome to “Brandon Stroud finds his new dream girls” episode 1, as a pair of female Chicago Cubs fans showed up to a game dressed like Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar from Wayne’s World. I’m not sure how to explain how they make me feel, but as soon as I saw them this started playing in my head. Not since JT’s World has an appropriation of the Wayne’s World aesthetic affected me in such a way.
Did you ever see that ‘Twilight Zone’ where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? That’s sorta how I felt watching this video:
That Garth lady can make a Mr. Jelly Donut Man out of me any day. Schwing!