Al Roker Pooped His Pants In The White House, Courteney Cox Pees On Her Lawn

Hey, here are two things that actually happened. First of all, Al Roker, beloved weatherman and possible stoner, pooped his pants at the White House after his recent gastric bypass surgery:

Roker said, “I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room, [I’m thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants.”

Roker said he beelined for the restroom to dump his underwear in the trash — and proceeded to go commando the rest of the day. [TMZ]

Watch in horror, if you dare…

And Courteney Cox, beloved star of Friends and Cougar Town and noted fully grown adult person, pees on her lawn to try to trick her pets into going to the bathroom.

We may have more on this tomorrow if we can wrap our heads around it. I don’t know. My professional advice is to stay the hell inside tonight. Something very strange is going on.

(GIFs via Mr GIF)