Last week, Jon Hamm won the respect of the Internet by publicly stating the obvious: That the Kardashians (and Paris Hilton) are “f**king idiots.” It turns out, however, that Kim Kardashian had one of her assistants read the Jon Hamm interview to her, and after the assistant translated the multisyllabic words into something that she could comprehend, two of her three brain cells lit up and she threw a $1000 bill at her an assistant and asked her to compose a response to Hamm on Twitter that would reflect how butt hurt she felt by his mean statements.
“Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another.”
Clearly feeling rebuffed by Kardashian’s harsh rejoinder, asked by Matt Lauer on “The Today Show” this morning whether Jon would like a take back, Hamm swallowed his words and apologized.
Oh, wait. No. That’s what a p*ssy would do, not Don f**king Draper.
“I don’t think they were careless; I think they were accurate,” he said of the comments he made to Elle UK earlier this month. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility, and it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what it is, and here we are.”
So, to sum up: Kim Kardashian is still an idiot, Jon Hamm doesn’t mince his words, and “Mad Men” will be back in
two weeks under a week.