Ron Swanson Is The Future Father Of The Year

Ron Swanson is all fathers. He’s my father, he’s your father, he’s our father, he’s a role model for all future fathers, which is why he was given the prestigious Future Father of the Year award (by NBC…on YouTube.) Everything you need to know about being a good (future) dad and an even better person, you can learn from one Ronald Ulysses Swanson: little girls love dangerous saws; don’t teach a man to fish; and at the end of the day, drink.

Also, if you can breed with Xena, warrior princess, that helps, too.