‘Archer’ Exclusive: Cyril Figgis Would Like You To Say Hello To Office Supplies In This New ISIS Training Video

So far we’ve met Pam’s adorably foul-mouthed puppet, allowed Sterling Archer to drunkenly teach us about gun safety, and answered the most important orientation question: “What about ninjas?” Now FX and Floyd County have been cool enough to give us the first look at Cyril Figgis’s new informative ISIS training video: “How do I get office supplies?” The glue containers don’t refill themselves, people.

You’ll be shocked to discover the process is not quite as convenient and organized as Cyril’s heart desires. Swear to god one day he is going to burn this whole place down.

Mark your calendars: Archer season five premieres on FX Monday, January 13th.

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