Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has calmed down significantly since her days on Jersey Shore. Other than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, she seemed the most destined to land on Celebrity Big Brother after a few alcohol rehab stints. I’m ashamed to have watched the entire show and can confirm how the sight of Snooki rolling around — sans panties — in nightclubs was a regular feature. She also gleefully crashed a car in Florence, Italy, so hopefully she doesn’t do much driving now. I hope she was not driving during the incident she described on The Wendy Williams Show.
Snickers sat down to promote her new book, Strong Is The New Sexy: My Kickass Story on Getting My “Formula for Fierce,” which she says is “kind of like encouragement for women to be, like, strong and confident with yourself.” Part of that initiative includes the confidence to get it on anywhere. And Snooki means everywhere. She claims to have conceived her 1-year-old daughter, Giovanna, while busting down a New Jersey turnpike:
“Me and Jionni went out on a date in Hoboken [New Jersey] and we were driving back and we started hooking up while he was driving. I just climbed on top of him while he’s driving on the highway.”
Is this even possible? Both Snooki and Jionni are slight folk, so it’s not a question of having room to maneuver in a small space, but how much sexy time can one have while trying not to fly off the road? Perhaps it was the thrill of the moment that got the job done, but all I can think of is the scene from 1994’s The Chase. Remember when Charlie Sheen got it on with Kristy Swanson while on the lam? That was fun, and oh-so-realistic.
(Via Page Six)