The Littlest Vegetarian Explains Why He Doesn’t Eat Animals, Adorably

Senior Pop Culture Editor
05.31.13 8 Comments

Just because he’s a child who still eats food in a high chair doesn’t mean Luiz Antonio isn’t a brilliant son of a bitch. In the video below, via Reddit, Antonio explains to his proud mother why he doesn’t want octopus, or any animal. “When we eat animals, they die,” “I like them to stay standing up,” etc. By the end of the clip, based on philosophical reasoning, he’s effectively convinced Mom that he shouldn’t ingest the fried Ringo song in front of him.

I bet he’s duped her into letting him run around with scissors, too.


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