Charlie Wilson’s War stars Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman*.
It tells the heartwarming story of an amorous southerner**, a congressman name Charlie Wilson, who helped supply weapons to Osama Bin Laden and his Mujahideen to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan. Ahh, providing weapons to those who would someday use them against you – it’s as American as apple pie***.
Not to mention that it stars Tom Hanks AND Julia Roberts. Jesus, it’s like Forrest Gump rockin’ out to Springsteen while an Indian Chief cries. God bless America. It comes out Christmas Day 2007.
*who I prefer to call "Philip Semen Hoffmore", as Serena Williams once did
** is there any other kind?
***Which many people don’t realize was actually invented by Dutch baker Adolf Strudel in 1627