Above is an EXCLUSIVE (read: not exclusive) and totally authentic (read: totally fake) and wicked awesome (read: wicked f–king awesome) clip from Iron Man 2. Did you know Hugh Grant is in Iron Man 2?
Well, he is now.
Below are some and new (and some not new) promo photos for Iron Man 2, helpfully captioned:
“Tomorrow is Administrative Assistants’ Day. I got you something. Here’s a hint: I’m pointing at it.
“Stop! In the name of love . . .”
“. . . Before you break my heart.”
“Box of donuts so bright, I gotta wear shades.”
“Director’s Log, Stardate: on a Tuesday. Someone stole my tape recorder, so I have to talk into my hand now. Would Don Cheadle think I’m being racist if I ask if he’s seen it around? I just think he’s really observant.
And has pretty eyes. *sigh*”
“Wa-wa-what did you say? Huh? You’re breaking up on me.”
“Did I leave the oven on?”
“I SAID, ‘THEY NEED TO SHOW MORE OF ME IN THE TRAILERS!'”