A man from Idaho was arrested for punching a punching bag arcade game to death. Arrested? He should have been declared the winner and given enough tickets to get a sweet black light poster of a pot leaf.
Rock my face off with objective reporting, IdahoStatesman:
Witnesses told police the 30-year-old [Dustin] Gooden, who appeared very intoxicated [Ed.- nooooo, surely not], became angry while playing the punch game at a bar in the 600 block of Main Street in Downtown Boise around 2 a.m. Thursday, so he punched and shattered the screen of the game and injured his hand, according to reports.