Messin’ with Sasquatch.
Rockstar Games released a three minute long, possibly NSFW launch trailer for their
- There are three types of zombies: a kind that scurries quickly on all fours and jumps; ones oozing neon green liquid who vomit deadly acid on you (specifically you, Chad); and fat, lumbering bruisers who break through things.
- There are missions to find people and bring them to safe zones, but it looks like you spend most of your time trying to find ammo and keep on the move constantly.
- You’ll be dealing not only with zombie people and zombie bears, but also zombie bats, zombie horses, and zombie cougars. Good luck with that.
- You can collect the Four Horses of the Apocalypse. War sets zombies on fire as you ride past. Famine and Pestilence are immortal and never get tired, and the awesome Death horse explodes zombies’ heads when you ride past. I want a Death horse so bad right now. We’d take a ride to Wall Street, and I’d shower him with sugar lumps and take him to the horse dentist.
My only complaint: the melodramatic, sing-songy narration of this trailer and also that this game isn’t already inside me. Okay, two complaints.