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Gamma Squad Mathematics: Rock Band + PCP + GameStop + Cops = ???//?/?/?

By / 12.01.10

Taser. The answer to the banner equation is taser. I really hate myself for not posting this sooner, but I can still guarantee its frothy freshness, plus I’ll throw in some free tires. I mean, I just don’t see how anyone could not enjoy a story involving a rabid Rock Band 3 fan, a GameStop, some crazy f**ker high on PCP and then the cops drawing tasers on him? It’s the kind of scene Charles Dickens would have wrote about. Posted via the University of Maryland’s The Diamondback apparently the story broke from a Maryland senior who witnessed the incident while walking to the mall.

Kotaku reports:

The Maryland student said the guy’s pupils were “all dilated,” and described him as “pretty f***ed up.”

Enter the College Park fuzz. They tried to talk calmly to the guy; he responded with a barrage of profanity and by, quote, flipping a shit, endquote, so out came the electroshock treatment, which you may see above.

The Diamondback, the newspaper of the University of Maryland, followed up with cops, who said the tased Rock Band enthusiast was under the influence of PCP. He was taken to a local hospital, treated, and released.

And like an angelic killer whale, they released the PCP addict back into its natural habitat. No, but I’m glad that nobody got hurt during this whole ordeal -mind you I feel bad that several games became knocked off their racks in the process of subduing the rock star.

Video after the jump, try not to sh*t your pants:



TAGSFAILgamestopPCPRock Band 3TasersThe DiamondbackUNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

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