6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN NEEDS MONEY

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11.23.09 6 Comments

There comes a time in every TV star’s life when he or she has to pay for the heart pills and the bone pills and the boner pills and the cruise ship vacations, and the old syndication checks just aren’t covering it.  That day must have arrived for The 6 Million Dollar Man, because here’s a commercial [via i09] for Lee Majors’ Bionic Rechargeable Hearing Aid.  Has it been that long since he was banging at least one of Charlie’s Angels?  Seems like only yesterday.

The product even has it’s own fancy website.  Hey, is that guy watching TV in bed the old guy from the J.G. Wentworth commercials?  I can’t be sure.  Those people* all look alike you know.

* Old people

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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