GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER.

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03.17.10 8 Comments

I’ve been following Ben Heck’s build for awhile, and it’s finally, gloriously finished.  Behold, the Bill Paxton pinball machine.  There’s a picture gallery and demo video below, and you can also watch a build video over at Endgadget and more videos at Ben Heck’s Youtube channel.  This ridiculous thing has a talking fish head and a submarine mini-game and a crushable can of Hamm’s beer and OMG I changed my mind I must possess this.

I bet when you beat the high score on this it says, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”  What?  Easy jokes rule, and boy are my arms tired.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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