Mega Piranhas and Tiffany and Greg Brady, oh my!

Entertainment Editor
03.30.10 8 Comments

From mockbuster studio The Asylum and the writer of Snakes on a Train (yeah, a train), comes SyFy original movie Mega Piranha.  The movie airs April 10th, but in the meantime you can satiate your need for mega piranhas and former child stars (two great tastes that should only be tasted together) with the clip below.

In “Mega Piranha,” a mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. Apparently a kick to the head is the only way to stop them.  The tagline for the movie says: “They were created to save mankind. Something went wrong.” [WorstPreviews]

At what point would anyone think a giant — excuse me, MEGA — piranha could save mankind?  Yes, I realize I’m watching a guy bicycle kick giant Amazonian fish on land in Canada while Tiffany attempts to act, and I’m complaining about the implausibility of the origin story.  Who are all these d-bag scientists who keep engineering huge predators to save humanity, and why haven’t they brought unicorns back from extinction instead?  Shut up, unicorns did so used to be real.  I saw a documentary about them starring Tom Cruise.

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