and to “Experience bIj”, but it’s more fun not to know sometimes. Or at least that’s my attitude when I’m driving around the red light district with Eddie Murphy. No matter what, someone’s experiencing bIj.
When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.