Kirby Roy set a world record nobody else would want for receiving the hardest kick in the groin. American Gladiator and MMA fighter Justice Smith delivered the record kick, a 22 mph blow with 1,100 pounds of force. The video below explains why he didn’t keel over dead from this. He’s been kicked in the groin repeatedly for the past five years (WHY?), so now his testicles only process about 10% of the Substance P neuropeptide that signals pain, and his pelvis can withstand more force without breaking (Wolff’s Law). I bet he picks up lots of girls with the line, “my pelvis can withstand more force without breaking.”
I don’t know how the host of the show didn’t get a flying elbow in the face when he asked Roy, “How did that feel?” Oh, it felt like a pile of kittens mewing playfully in the distance. How do you think it felt?
[Picture via funnybaseballcards, video via UniqueDaily]
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Yeah? Well I hold the world record for being refused a kick in the groin the most times.
How much do you have to pay a hooker in this town to stomp all over your do-dads anyway? What is this, Salem in 1620?
I’m pretty sure that if I devote 5 years of my life to something, I don’t want the phrase “best at getting kicked in the junk” to be part of the description.
Just…no.
This is why you need to carry pepper spray, Patty.
That’s just nuts!
It was nice of them to let Dewey host Sports Science…Life is unfaaaiir
well, at least it’s doubtful he’ll pass on his genes…
This guy must not have balls
BALLS OF STEEL!
Allow me to be the first to say “Ow, my balls!”
Kick me in tha JimmY!!!
Sure it explains the balls… but what about his cock?