Stuff Your Face ‘The Simpsons’ Way With These Perfectly Cromulet Recipes Inspired By The Show

04.16.16 1 year ago 2 Comments
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In a development that could be puppeteered by those creeps at the egg advisory council, we’ve reached the point where eating like a Springfield resident is easier than ever. No need to remember such trusted concepts like the “window to weight gain,” because a brave blog by the name of Eats Like A Duck is here to delight your tastebuds and horrify any doctor that didn’t go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

Christened with a moniker pulled from Homer Simpson’s unique eating style, Eats Like A Duck takes foods from The Simpsons of varying levels of curiosity and brings them to life with a recipe attached so you can play along at home. Indulge in the Caligula-esque excess of Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles, mutter your distaste for Shelbyville’s cousin fetish while sampling Jebediah Springfield’s flavorless mush known as rootmarm and got refreshed with the dream-turned-reality that is Skittlebräu. Keep your jagged metal Krusty-Os at a safe distance and a pleasant time will be had by all. Well, provided you can handle the Good Morning Burger without your heart exploding.

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