No matter how hard you try to pretend that you’re a grown adult, deep down you’re still an immature pre-teen that can’t help but crack up when someone says the word “balls.” Just accept it. Awkward town names are also universally funny no matter what age you are. Can you imagine going to college and telling everyone you’re from Rough and Ready, California? Or Intercourse, Pennsylvania? Chances are you’d pick a neighboring town to claim after a few long talks.
In the name of letting the 12-year-old inside all of us crack-up, Estately has put together a list of these awkward town names that sound sexual or obscene in nature, and it’s something. That something is good old fashioned funny.
Estately’s map of the lewdest names and lists of the top sexual sounding names for each state are almost too good to be true. It’s hard to imagine some of the places on the list aren’t made up. Here is just a taste of the ones that stand out most:
- Ballplay, Alabama
- Three Way, Arizona
- Dick Shooter, Idaho
- Hooker, Oklahoma
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Climax, Georgia
Yes, those are actually real places in the United State of America where people write those cities on the upper left-hand corner of envelopes they send family members on their birthdays. A gander down the list really makes you appreciate living in a town with a nondescript name.
(Via Estately)
