You might not have heard about this, but Leonardo DiCaprio, a vaping enthusiast and life-long member of the “Pussy Posse,” has finally won an Oscar, his first in five nominations. In his acceptance speech, The Revenant actor said that the film was “about man’s relationship to the natural world, a world that we collectively felt in 2015 as the hottest year in recorded history… Let us not take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted.”
In other words, Earth is boned. But hey, at least now that his mission in life has been fulfilled, Leo can settle down with an age-appropriate woman. And they will raise a child together — Jack if it’s boy, Rose if it’s a girl. DiCaprio’s clearly ready to be a father, considering the way he gazed at his Academy Award being engraved last night. Have a look at the proud papa.
He’s like a dad outside the hospital nursery (or me waiting to be served at a bar). DiCaprio — who later joined his fellow acting winners, Room‘s Brie Larson, The Danish Girl‘s Alicia Vikander, and Bridge of Spies‘ Mark Rylance — joked with the engraver, “Do you do this every year? I wouldn’t know,” to which the engraver replied, “Do you sleep with a different 20-something model every night? I wouldn’t know.” At least that’s what I hope she said.